You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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