if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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