just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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