It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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