My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
that is very illegal...i love you.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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