I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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