is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You were trust falling into bushes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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