i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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