we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ok first of all what the fuck
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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