Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
