Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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