this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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