no, he came in my armpit
honey bunches of taint.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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