It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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