im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
soo... how was my night?
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