We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
