with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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