32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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