dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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