so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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