I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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