she looked like the before picture.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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