Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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