I feel great
I just peed on a car
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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