dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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