There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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