Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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