I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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