I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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