I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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