The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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