just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
it was like eating out sand paper
She told me I should be a condom model.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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