All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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