I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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