That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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