you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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