If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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