don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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