yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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