People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The adults are the big ones right?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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