It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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