Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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