Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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