So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
