so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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