Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
