i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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