I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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