I must be too annoying 4 u.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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