i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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