Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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