i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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