I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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