I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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