pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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