he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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