Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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